So what Tomato News this week ?
An idea that “grabbed” me on so many levels !
First – only a supermarket could decide that all women’s bottoms “neatly fit” into 4 grocery product categories – and that it was perfectly acceptable for one of those to be potato!
And if that wasn’t enough – to then decide that each category needs its own bespoke-shape of tailoring – the result – Asda “Wonderbum” dresses!
And this has what to do with tomatoes ?
Well, if you were under the impression that all the pocket-tapping that went on in Asda ads took place on peach derrieres – think again. Apparently the British Woman is far more likely to be in possession of a “Tomato Bottom” – described as ” bigger, plumper, rounder and squishy to the touch”.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
(In case you were wondering – the other two are pear and nectarine.)
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Cherry tomato bottom, of course.
Ha ! Ha ! Very Good !!