Yesterday it was the splits, today the spoilt.
Today, I pinned on my tomato badge of courage and undertook a bottom inspection. These (plus 2 more split Sungold) are the head or should I say bottom count of the tomatoes that have succumbed to Blossom End Rot including a handsome and promising Carbon.
I’d like to request a rewrite to the script. I’d like my endings to be less blossom rot and more Hollywood.
In my cerebral central casting I was floating round in Susan Hampshire style floral frock, all floppy brim and overflowing trug.
Sad to say but I seem instead, to have ended up as Hattie Jacques Matron in Carry On Rotten Tomatoes.
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